December 2011
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youfuckerr:
“They make it look so easy, connecting with people. It’s like no one told them it’s the hardest thing to do.” - Dexter
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wakingthegoldenwood:
“Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin.
“Don’t you see? We’re meant to be together.”
And maybe tumblr did see, deep down. But that didn’t stop him from glaring because it hurt, it always...
literalsigh:
i will quit using missing e when missing e quits making tumblr a better website
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boys-should-kiss-boys-more replied to your post: Can you link me to any good Kurbastian fics? Preferably without hate!sex. But I’ll read everything, as long as they’re in characters. I love this ship more with every day.
If you go to the GKM there’s the one Kurtbastian fill that starts as hate!sex but then turns into sweet sex and it’s really fantastic.
Wicked words by vkdemon? Yeah,...
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MAD MEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
JUST. WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING. TO. ME.
First- you gave me a glimpse of an awesome lesbian love story and took it away in the same episode.
Now… Now you’re just blatantly fucking with me, show.
You are not allowed to have a character named Kurt who is out and fashionable and is giving a make over to a girl right now. And at the...
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Can you link me to any good Kurbastian fics?...
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sunmontue-writes replied to your post: sunmontue-writes replied to your post:…
It’s not so much leaving it to the last minute, but starting three different stories and worrying and not being sure if they fit the prompt and just generally freaking out…
Even if it doesn’t fit the prompt precisely, you have already proved that you can twist a prompt into something absolutely brilliant...
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sunmontue-writes replied to your post: sunmontue-writes replied to your post: i attempt…
Sorry. KSS = Kurtofsky Secret Santa, which has a deadline of 31st Dec (it’s the 30th here) and I keep faffing about. And no, it’s not that scene for TSGH, it’s way way smuttier. It will be separate because I like how TSGH finished (and the rating!).
Ah! I’ve heard about KSS then. I always leave...
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sunmontue-writes replied to your post: i attempt to write again but this scene gives me…
ME TOO!!! I need a book of more prompts to give me a setting or a scenario or a smut rating or anything… are we talking about KSS here? Is it bad that I’ve scrapped and started from scratch again? (And instead want to write the epilogue for TSGH?)
wait wait wait what :D No, i’m not talking about...
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i attempt to write again
but this scene gives me pain
although i racked my brain
i’m afraid my effort’s in vain
because to be quite blunt
it treats about a cock and a cunt
and i have to sadly admit
i don’t know how to write about a clit
the years of reading slash
caused cock and pussy to clash
in my eyes
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kinnetics:
do you ever get so platonically infatuated with someone that you just want to shower them with love and never stop but you’re afraid they’ll think you’re creepy and secretly start to judge you and no ssh stop all i want to do is love you
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whenindoubtapplymoreglitter replied to your post: whenindoubtapplymoreglitter started following you …
LOL. I see so many of your posts that I foolishly thought I always have followed. Until I checked today and WTF? I wasn’t. Rectified. ;-)
It always surprises me so much when people say stuff like this. Anyway, thank you :)
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futuredrnemnems replied to your photo: HOW can you even sleep in this position.
maybe he’s drunk
Maybe lol. I prefer him like this, because the little fucker is insufferably violent when awake.
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whenindoubtapplymoreglitter started following you
My life is complete.
Being triggered does not mean “being upset” or “being offended” or “being...
– - “Survivors Are So Sensitive”
^^^^^^^
(via evolvinglogic, toranseisstrong) (via likeagaybraveheart) (via firithnovwen)
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Cockslut!Dave fic, requested by Anon.
Title: The Room
Words: 2202
AN: Written for an anonymous prompt “cockslut!dave - being fucked by a lot of different guys”.
Thank you for being my beta, bornpirate! :)
Enjoy ;)
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btw you guys do you know what am i going to post...
THE COCKSLUT!DAVE FIC.
I like this one a lot.
whenindoubtapplymoreglitter:
thefirstmrshummel:
under-spectra:
i was taking a break from being a Pirate but i don’t think I want to be one anymore. at all. i’m just going to ship Kurtofsky and love Dave and Max on my own terms.
This isn’t directed at you, Markella, but I am using this post as a jumping off point to clarify my own position on the matter, just in case anyone gives a damn.
...
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mystery-of-the-cake-topper:
Sherlock is British tv show about two guys having hot sex off-screen. They also solve murders and mysteries.
Upholding an illusion...: "To safely go home" -... →
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sunmontue-writes:
HERE - now COMPLETE
Dave is out of bed before his mind and body are even awake. He can hear Kurt crying, and he imagines this is what new parents must feel like, responding on auto-pilot to their child’s cries. He staggers down the hallway, one hand on the wall, unable to make out even the…
Yay *runs off to read*
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lost-energy replied to your post: Is there a Pretty Woman AU fic?
there is one but its klaine and a little dragged out.
i want a kurtofsky one lol.
seriously no one wrote it yet? fandom you so lazy.
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cursedmoons replied to your post: I believe I found my favorite tag ever. I love…
oh god yes, thank you! xD
also, here’s a article pointing out many of them if you’re interested :)
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I believe I found my favorite tag ever.
I love finding references in Community. This show is just so brilliant about stuffing episodes with them.
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theglassfloor asked: Tell us about your favorite cousin.
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raven1215 reblogged your photo: madmendaily: us too, us too.
Him and Dave man. The two lost closeted gays of television.
Omg YES. How is it possible I never thought about it?
Salofsky? :D
Yeah I ship it. They could bond over the wasted potential of their storylines.
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Is there a Pretty Woman AU fic?
If so, where?
If not, why?
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siiigh
Okay so this was going to be a short rant inspired by a review.
But instead I’m just going to say I wish people didn’t use phrases as “abnormal” when refering to kinks/sexual preferences.
It’s simply inapplicable. How can we define what is normal and what is abnormal when it comes to sex? I’m sure every person would draw the line in diffirent place. If we get...
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The fine line between squick and shaming.
pilgrimkitty:
It is okay to have squicks. It is okay to acknowledge that there are things out there in this great wide world that turn you off, gross you out, or even cause you to have an intense, visceral reaction. It’s okay.
It’s okay to tell somebody, “Sorry, that’s not really my thing,” or “Honestly? This squicks me, but I won’t get down on you for liking it.” It’s okay to post a list of...
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